Until today, if you wanted a "Crimewave" t-shirt, you had to go to the expense of raising cotton, operating a textile mill full of thankless, one-eyed employees, commissioning a team of young Laoatian seamstresses, and hiring men with enormous forearms to squeeze the color out of birds. And, to make matters worse, you couldn't even wear these shirts out in public for fear that one of our dreaded copyright enforcement teams might catch wind of it and shatter your kneecaps. Well, as of today, all of that is going to change. For the first time ever, there is now an officially sanctioned "Crimewave" shirt. Sure, you have to get real close and squint to see the word "crimewave," but it's there, in cursive, right across the bottom of the worm cake. As for the image of the worm cake, it comes from the 1902 Sears catalog. Apparently, back then, women and infants were fed worms.

[in olive, on 100% cotton, sweatshop free shirts]